Posted by: Asmodeus | January 30, 2009

Sex Fail

Well i guess the title says it al… lol . Someone almost lose his penis trying to fuck a bench, this happened this past August.

Here is a part of the article:

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.
https://i2.wp.com/www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hk-man-penis02.gif

For the rest of the article visit the following link :
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

and if you have time watch this vid :

watch it all though, his screams are hilarious lol oh and he sometimes swears so use headphones 😛

Update:

AHAHAHAHA THIS HAPPENED IN THE USA LOL ZOMBIES! HOMG! Someone has been playing Call Of Duty: World at War’s zombie mode a lot ahahaha. Here is what im talking about http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/28900495#28900495

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Responses

  1. I bet that dude would rather of had his hand stuck in the cookie jar. ROFL! Retard. He should have picked another hole. 😆

    Zombies!!! Love em!

  2. LOL what a retard!!!!!!!!!
    The zombie thing was pretty funny too!

  3. i wonder how small his penis is…otherwise how the hell would it fit inside a steel bench’s hole?! well he is asian and you know what they say about an asian’s dick… 😛

  4. Ah, are you saying you are familiar with the size of a steel bench hole ice? LMAO

  5. FYI… you can remove Ag’s link. He says he is done with that blog.

  6. nah 😛 you know whats even more funny about that article? he took some viagra before he tried to rape the bench (a lot of people said it on comments on that site) , if he didnt take viagra his dick wouldnt stuck lol

  7. lol

  8. Maybe there should be a label on the viagra bottle…. Warning
    Side effects…may cause……………………..
    .Diarrhea
    ·Headache
    ·Facial flushing
    ·Upset stomach
    .Stuck dick

    LMAO

  9. Then just make another post over “tacos”. Make it a card back to him. XD

  10. LOL )))) Haaaaha thank you)


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